I can't believe that you're so beautiful and yet so smart
I can't believe the your degree says master of fine art
I cant believe the stories that you swear to me are true
How you spent your Sundays sunning in Tom Petty's swimming pool
I cant believe you like me out of context it seems cruel
And I cant believe that you let me... have sex with you

I can't believe your pleasure's real I just assume you fake it
I can't believe how beautiful you look when you are naked
I can't believe you know every word to every one of my songs
I can't believe it's ok to feel this right and not be wrong
One things got me vexed, out of context it seems cruel
I can't believe that you let me... have sex with you

I can't believe your word usement's superior to mine
You constantly use terms that I'm unable to define
I crack the spine of the dictionary in a hurry very spastic
I smile so loud so proud you used a word like pederastic
You've given me a new respect for the lex and the milieu
I cant believe that you let me have sex with you

I can't believe you grasp some of the references I make
I cant believe that just a day without you makes me ache
I love the tremble of your words when you talk about the guy you knew who's dead
And I love the way your ribs emerge when I tie you to the bed
I cant believe you're not my ex, what's the next local you're due
I cant believe that you let me have sex with you