Clap You Fuckers Clap

from Dork

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Clap you fuckers clap even if I sing abysmal pap
Clappings what I want you to do
You may think my songs are crap
They may be worse than Spinal Tap
But when they're over clap you fuckers clap

I don't care if you hate me
I just want you to validate me
Pretend I'm what you came to hear
And order up another beer
Pretend you don't think I'm a squid
Stroke my ego stroke my id and

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You may think I really suck
But frankly i don't give a fuck
I know my singing bites what hangs
But pretend to watch me do my thang
I only know these here 3 chords
And sometimes I forget the words so

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When you think it can't get no worse
This song's got another verse
Before you walk out on this cretin
Think of what you paid to get in
The best things in life are free
But so are the worst it seems to me so

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